Thursday, March 8, 2012

Weighing Risk and Reward on Peyton Manning

The Colts’ decision to release Peyton Manning has already been dissected a thousand different ways. So let’s move to the next discussion point: What can Manning bring to the table and to which table should that be?
Let’s keep a few things in mind: Peyton Manning turns 36 this month. He’s had four neck operations in the last year, the first of which was supposed to sideline him for only a few months. It remains largely unknown how well he can actually throw. Even once that becomes known, still unknown is how well he can throw after being hit.
Even if Manning is 100 percent, he might not be a surefire superstar with no horseshoe on his helmet. There’s still the issue of acclimating to new surroundings. Part of the reason Manning is one of the greatest quarterbacks is he’s had the rare opportunity to spend his entire career in one system – a system that was completely tailored to him. His coaching staff and teammates have been relatively constant. He’s enjoyed familiar settings and a fast indoor track, too.
To be clear, this steady environment did not create Manning’s greatness; Manning’s greatness created the steady environment. But the process took several years, not one off-season.
Whatever team Manning joins will probably adopt his system. That means everyone – even coaches – will be learning something new. It’s a relatively simple but highly controlled system, making practice reps crucial. If Manning is not 100 percent ready for OTA’s (Organized Team Activities), his new team will have a steep uphill climb in August. If he is 100 percent, his new team still faces a normal uphill climb. Manning is not a guy you simply plug in and play with.
Though the literal costs and opportunity costs of signing Manning are staggering, if you’re a team in need of a quarterback and have true Super Bowl aspirations, you’d be foolish not to pursue him. A healthy Manning is still Peyton Manning. He might not be exactly what he was in Indy, but his physical tools and football I.Q. would keep him in that elite class that his brother recently joined. Manning’s new contract could be structured in a way that’s easy to cancel should the experiment fail. A club that does this would still wind up losing at least $10 million more than it would have lost with a rookie or placeholder quarterback, but at least that club won’t be feeling the damage for years to come.
In terms of opportunity cost, yes, it’s a lot to rewrite an entire offensive system. But teams that opt for a safer (i.e. cheaper) quarterback will most likely be tying the tight strings of simplicity to whatever system they go with anyway. At least an experiment with Manning’s system gives everyone a chance to learn from a proven playbook. And Manning is one of the few players who can instill a winning culture simply by walking through the door. Even if, for some reason, that didn’t translate to actual winning, there are worse things than exposing your franchise to Manning’s M.O.
The Redskins, the Texans and the Dolphins have been linked to Manning. The Redskins wouldn’t make sense; they have a dearth of talent at wide receiver, a West Coast system that is radically different from what Manning is used to (meaning either Manning would have to learn a new system or Mike Shanahan would have to scrap his system – both far from ideal) and a history of failed veteran signings that, while not actually relevant to this particular situation, is too embarrassing to factor in.
The Texans have essentially the same offense as the Redskins, only with talent. But that keeps afloat the issue of Manning having to play in an unfamiliar system or a West Coast coach (Gary Kubiak) having to abruptly overhaul his system. As it stands, the Texans barely have enough cap space to sign their coming rookie class; is it worth clearing salaries to reconfigure an offense that has finished in the top 10 in either points or yards each of the last four years?
The Dolphins could be a fit, but former Green Bay offensive coordinator Joe Philbin was just hired as coach presumably because the owner Stephen Ross wants him to install the Packer offense. Does Philbin’s system get put on hold while Manning is around? That’d probably be worthwhile, but it’s a sacrifice nevertheless.
Then there are the Jets. For Manning, the Jets make less sense than the Dolphins simply because a.) they’re a circus and b.) their offensive personnel is not quite as dynamic as the Dolphins’ (though that could change if Santonio Holmes rediscovers enough passion to start beating man coverage again). But the Jets have a defense that, like those Colt defenses over the years, is built to win on passing downs. A Manning-led offense would ultimately create more passing downs for New York’s opponents.
The Manning-to-New York naysayers might point out that by replacing offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer with Tony Sparano, the Jets seem committed to building an old-fashioned run-first offense. But General Manager Mike Tannenbaum and Coach Rex Ryan are smart guys. They know deep down that a run-oriented offense is more of a bandage than a building block, with the league becoming more pass-oriented. And no matter the system, the Jets are kidding themselves if they think Mark Sanchez is the long-term solution. Sanchez’s weaknesses – arm strength, pocket presence and anticipatory field-reading – are the exact weaknesses that a quality quarterback can’t have. If the Jets want to capitalize on their Super Bowl-caliber defense, they’d be wise to turn their offense over to No. 18.
The 49ers are in a similar situation to the Jets. They have an elite defense and rudimentary offense. The question is, Would owner Jed York want his club to fork over the big bucks when one fewer fumble could have landed them in the Super Bowl last year? And does Manning want to go to a land where no upper echelon wide receivers reside?
You can quash the Manning-to-the-Broncos rumors right now for the same reason that the Manning-to-the-Niners rumors are likely unfounded: no wide receivers. And Denver’s defense is not at San Francisco’s level.
Another team linked to Manning is the Cardinals, who can dump Kevin Kolb without taking a huge financial hit. The general idea behind Manning in red and white is, “Kurt Warner led this offense to a Super Bowl at the end of his career, so Manning can, too.”
That’s simplistic but solid reasoning. Also, what people don’t realize is the Cardinals’ young defense is a No. 2 corner and pass-rusher away from being of Super Bowl-quality. Ray Horton’s group improved drastically during the second half of last season, yielding fewer than 24 points in every game after Week 8. They’ll enter 2012 having had an entire off-season to learn the nuances of their Steeler-style scheme. If Manning went to Arizona, he’d play for a shrewd offensive coach (Ken Whisenhunt) in a controlled climate with a superstar wide receiver (Larry Fitzgerald) and perhaps the league’s fastest-rising defense. Arizona’s offensive line is deplorable, but because of his presnap mastery and strong foundation of fundamentals, Manning has never needed a good offensive line.
There’s also the Seahawks, who can match the Cardinals’ defense but not their wide receiver or warm climate. Also in play are the Chiefs, though those rumors may have derived largely from memories of the Joe Montana acquisition.
The only thing we do know at this point is, whichever team signs Manning will be doing the right thing. He’s a risk – perhaps even an enormous risk – but he brings a reward of “Super Bowl contention.” For N.F.L. teams, that’s the whole point.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Ex-Mets Great Lenny Dykstra Sentenced to Three Years for Grand Theft Auto

(SAN FERNANDO, Calif.) — Disgraced ex-New York Mets outfielder Lenny Dykstra on Monday was sentenced to three years in a California state prison after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and providing a false financial statement.

Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Cynthia Ulfig sentenced Dykstra after refusing to allow him to withdraw his plea and said the scam to lease high-end automobiles from dealerships by providing fraudulent information and claiming credit through a phony business showed sophistication and extensive planning. “He obviously didn’t have the money to get the vehicles,” Ulfig said. “His conduct was indeed criminal.”

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Dykstra, 49, who spent his 12-year career with the Mets and Philadelphia Phillies, has had a series of recent legal troubles and the prison sentence is part of a post-career downward spiral for the stocky slugger known as “Nails” that has included a stint at a sober living facility.

In a rambling and impassioned plea for probation, Dykstra said he has tried to make amends for his past transgressions and said he would be cleared of any wrongdoing had his motion to withdraw his plea been granted. “I’m doing everything in my power to be a better person,” he said.

Dykstra, wearing a gray suit with a blue shirt, was immediately remanded to custody as he walked into the court’s back room, hands in his pockets. Dykstra has earned nearly a year’s worth of credit toward his sentence for time already served.

He said he didn’t deserve to be put in jail on trumped-up charges and said he wasn’t able to go to the funeral of his mother who died while he was incarcerated awaiting trial. He noted that he chose to go into a drug rehab center, volunteers his time with a college baseball team and has paid nearly $20 million in taxes. “I do have remorse for some of the things I’ve done,” he said. “But because I wasn’t a perfect person am I a criminal? Everyone wants to make me out to be a monster.”

Following the hearing, defense attorney Andrew Flier said Dykstra was singled out because he’s a celebrity. “No way this wasn’t a probationary case,” Flier said. “To give him state prison is outrageous. I find it disgusting.”

Dykstra initially pleaded not guilty to 25 counts after police arrested him and found cocaine, Ecstasy and synthetic human growth hormone at his Los Angeles home last April. He changed his plea in October to no contest and in exchange prosecutors dropped 21 counts.

Prosecutors said Dykstra and his accountant, Robert Hymers, 27, provided information at two dealerships from a man they claimed was a co-signer but who had not authorized his name to be used. The leases were not approved.

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However, at another auto dealer, Dykstra, Hymers and Christopher Gavanis, 30, a friend of Dykstra’s, were able to drive off with three cars by providing fraudulent information to the dealer. Hymers and Gavanis have entered no contest pleas as well and are awaiting sentencing.

Ulfig noted Dykstra wasn’t dissuaded the first two times with the scam and “hit a home run” the third time. Those cars, Flier argued, were later returned and only depreciated in value.

In arguing for the maximum four-year sentence, Deputy District Attorney Alexander Karkanen said Dykstra has used his charm and celebrity status to get what he wants and has never been accountable for his actions. “I’m glad Lenny Dykstra has been held responsible for his behavior,” Karkanen said outside of court. “This is a first for him.”

Dykstra still faces federal bankruptcy charges and is scheduled to stand trial this summer. He filed for bankruptcy a few years ago, claiming he owed more than $31 million and had only $50,000 in assets. Federal prosecutors said that after filing, Dykstra hid, sold or destroyed more than $400,000 worth of items from the $18.5 million mansion without permission of a bankruptcy trustee.

 

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Vanessa Minillo: "We Can't Wait To Meet Baby Lachey


I think they should just keep the kid’s name ‘Baby Lachey.’ That’s the cutest celebrity baby name I’ve heard in a while. Plus, when the kid grows up, it could be a rapper. 'Baby Lachey in da house.' See? It works.

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey have been thoroughly enjoying married life, and now there’s proof of that: they’re having a baby. The couple made their news public, with Vanessa Tweeting on Monday morning:

"Finally, Nick and I are ready to share our news.

Kirk Cameron faces backlash over anti-gay remarks


Kirk Cameron speaks during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Feb. 9, 2012, in Washington.
(Credit: Getty)

(CBS News) Actor Kirk Cameron has come under fire following comments he made against homosexuality and gay marriage last week, which sparked reactions from his former TV family and other stars.

In an interview with CNN's Pierce Morgan that aired Friday, the actor-turned-evangelist called homosexuality "unnatural" and "ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization."

Tracey Gold, who played Cameron's sister Carol Seaver on "Growing Pains," is among the celebrities who condemned his remarks. She tweeted:

Tracey Gold @TheTraceyGold

         Alan Thicke @alan_thicke

Other tweets came from Neil Patrick Harris, Jesse Tyler Ferguson ("Modern Family"), Rosanne Barr, Debra Messing ("Smash"), Craig Ferguson, Josh Charles ("The Good Wife"), Martha Plimpton ("Raising Hope"), Dave Holmes and Michael Showalter.

          Neil Patrick Harris
That Kirk Cameron is hilarious!
         Jesse Tyler Ferguson

           Roseanne Barr

kirk or kurt or whatever cameron is an accomplice to murder with his hate speech. so is rick warren. their peers r killing gays in uganda.
          Debra Messing
Cameron does have at least one star in his corner, though - Stephen Baldwin. The born-again Christian actor shared his support in a message on Twitter:

                   Stephen Baldwin

Hendricks' photos leaked online

Christina Hendricks has fallen victim to phone hacking, with several pictures of her posing in her underwear leaked on the internet.
But the Mad Men star's representative has denied that a topless picture, which doesn't show her face, is of the actress.
Christina's rep told E! News: "Christina's phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen.
"The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation. The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."
One picture shows the 36-year-old curvaceous red head posing in her bra, with another picture showing her wearing a basque and frilly knickers. There is also a snap of the star with no make-up and glasses, wearing just a t-shirt.
I Don't Know How She Does It co-star Olivia Munn was also reported to have had her phone hacked and nude pictures leaked.
But she laughed off the rumours, tweeting: "If you ever hacked my phone, these are the photos you'd find", followed by pictures of a kitten and a baby.